Fil-am Us President

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American
US President

by David Letterman



10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended
relatives.



9. There is not enough parking space at the White House for 2
Honda Civic, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, Mercedes Benz, BMW (Big Mean Wife), and MPV (My Pinoy Van).



8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with fingers
at State Dinners.



7. There is too many dining rooms in the White House - where will
they put the Last Supper picture?



6. The White House walls is not big enough to hold a set of
giant wooden spoon and fork.



5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst".



4. Secret Service staff are uncomfortable driving the
Presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.



3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machine in every
White
House room.



2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home". AND THE NUMBER 1
REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT IS....



1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!